• About
  • Blog
  • Contact
Wednesday, March 29, 2023
No Result
View All Result
The Daily Buzz
  • Home
  • Alternatives
  • World
  • Politics
  • Business
  • Science
  • Tech
    • All
    • Activate
    The Way SQL Could Be Useful for Business Analytics
    The Way SQL Could Be Useful for Business Analytics
    SQL Server Overview: Editions, Versions, Architecture, and Services
    SQL Server Overview: Editions, Versions, Architecture, and Services
    Why AI and Machine Learning Are the Future of Technology
    Why AI and Machine Learning Are the Future of Technology
    The Ultimate Guide to 10G Network Switches: How They Work and What to Look for
    The Ultimate Guide to 10G Network Switches: How They Work and What to Look for
    Fun Ways to Teach Kids Coding
    Fun Ways to Teach Kids Coding
    The ACP Program: What You Need to Know About the Affordable Connectivity Program
    The ACP Program: What You Need to Know About the Affordable Connectivity Program

    Trending Tags

    • Sillicon Valley
    • Climate Change
    • Election Results
    • Flat Earth
    • Golden Globes
    • MotoGP 2017
    • Mr. Robot
    • Activate
  • Entertainment
    • All
    • Gaming
    • Movie
    • Music
    • Sports
    The 8 Best-underrated Movies on Netflix Right Now
    The 8 Best-underrated Movies on Netflix Right Now
    Market Size of Mobile Games: Gaming Market Trends and Growth Forecast
    Market Size of Mobile Games: Gaming Market Trends and Growth Forecast
    Introduction to Game Server Hosting
    Introduction to Game Server Hosting
    5 Reasons to Shop for Toys Online This Holiday Season
    5 Reasons to Shop for Toys Online This Holiday Season
    The Japanese Tanto: What You Need to Know
    The Japanese Tanto: What You Need to Know
    Can You Crossfade Apple Music?
    Can You Crossfade Apple Music?
    What do rips or rip mean? – Letterkenny fandom
    What do rips or rip mean? – Letterkenny fandom
    What Is Ffxiv Parsing?
    What Is Ffxiv Parsing?
    How Many Satchels for Sheet Metal Door Do I Need?
    How Many Satchels for Sheet Metal Door Do I Need?
  • Lifestyle
    • All
    • Fashion
    • Fitness
    • Food
    • Health
    • Health Care
    • Home
    • Travel
    7 Interesting Places to Visit in Bulgaria With a Trip From Sofia
    7 Interesting Places to Visit in Bulgaria With a Trip From Sofia
    Bags for Men: 6 Types and How to Wear Them With Your Outfit
    Bags for Men: 6 Types and How to Wear Them With Your Outfit
    Find Your Inner Peace Through Zlibrary: How Reading Can Help You Manage Stress and Anxiety
    Find Your Inner Peace Through Zlibrary: How Reading Can Help You Manage Stress and Anxiety
    Best Shoes for 2023
    Best Shoes for 2023
    Essentials Hoodie is the Latest Fashion
    Essentials Hoodie is the Latest Fashion
    How Tracksuits Become a Stylish Choice
    How Tracksuits Become a Stylish Choice
    5 Bohemian Beach Wedding Dress Styles for a Summer Wedding
    Understanding Medical Negligence and What to Do if You Suspect It Has Occurred
    5 Bohemian Beach Wedding Dress Styles for a Summer Wedding
    5 Bohemian Beach Wedding Dress Styles for a Summer Wedding
    The Best Promise Rings for Her
    The Best Promise Rings for Her
    Tinnitus and Hearing Aids: How They Can Help
    Tinnitus and Hearing Aids: How They Can Help

    Trending Tags

    • Golden Globes
    • Mr. Robot
    • MotoGP 2017
    • Climate Change
    • Flat Earth
  • Home
  • Alternatives
  • World
  • Politics
  • Business
  • Science
  • Tech
    • All
    • Activate
    The Way SQL Could Be Useful for Business Analytics
    The Way SQL Could Be Useful for Business Analytics
    SQL Server Overview: Editions, Versions, Architecture, and Services
    SQL Server Overview: Editions, Versions, Architecture, and Services
    Why AI and Machine Learning Are the Future of Technology
    Why AI and Machine Learning Are the Future of Technology
    The Ultimate Guide to 10G Network Switches: How They Work and What to Look for
    The Ultimate Guide to 10G Network Switches: How They Work and What to Look for
    Fun Ways to Teach Kids Coding
    Fun Ways to Teach Kids Coding
    The ACP Program: What You Need to Know About the Affordable Connectivity Program
    The ACP Program: What You Need to Know About the Affordable Connectivity Program

    Trending Tags

    • Sillicon Valley
    • Climate Change
    • Election Results
    • Flat Earth
    • Golden Globes
    • MotoGP 2017
    • Mr. Robot
    • Activate
  • Entertainment
    • All
    • Gaming
    • Movie
    • Music
    • Sports
    The 8 Best-underrated Movies on Netflix Right Now
    The 8 Best-underrated Movies on Netflix Right Now
    Market Size of Mobile Games: Gaming Market Trends and Growth Forecast
    Market Size of Mobile Games: Gaming Market Trends and Growth Forecast
    Introduction to Game Server Hosting
    Introduction to Game Server Hosting
    5 Reasons to Shop for Toys Online This Holiday Season
    5 Reasons to Shop for Toys Online This Holiday Season
    The Japanese Tanto: What You Need to Know
    The Japanese Tanto: What You Need to Know
    Can You Crossfade Apple Music?
    Can You Crossfade Apple Music?
    What do rips or rip mean? – Letterkenny fandom
    What do rips or rip mean? – Letterkenny fandom
    What Is Ffxiv Parsing?
    What Is Ffxiv Parsing?
    How Many Satchels for Sheet Metal Door Do I Need?
    How Many Satchels for Sheet Metal Door Do I Need?
  • Lifestyle
    • All
    • Fashion
    • Fitness
    • Food
    • Health
    • Health Care
    • Home
    • Travel
    7 Interesting Places to Visit in Bulgaria With a Trip From Sofia
    7 Interesting Places to Visit in Bulgaria With a Trip From Sofia
    Bags for Men: 6 Types and How to Wear Them With Your Outfit
    Bags for Men: 6 Types and How to Wear Them With Your Outfit
    Find Your Inner Peace Through Zlibrary: How Reading Can Help You Manage Stress and Anxiety
    Find Your Inner Peace Through Zlibrary: How Reading Can Help You Manage Stress and Anxiety
    Best Shoes for 2023
    Best Shoes for 2023
    Essentials Hoodie is the Latest Fashion
    Essentials Hoodie is the Latest Fashion
    How Tracksuits Become a Stylish Choice
    How Tracksuits Become a Stylish Choice
    5 Bohemian Beach Wedding Dress Styles for a Summer Wedding
    Understanding Medical Negligence and What to Do if You Suspect It Has Occurred
    5 Bohemian Beach Wedding Dress Styles for a Summer Wedding
    5 Bohemian Beach Wedding Dress Styles for a Summer Wedding
    The Best Promise Rings for Her
    The Best Promise Rings for Her
    Tinnitus and Hearing Aids: How They Can Help
    Tinnitus and Hearing Aids: How They Can Help

    Trending Tags

    • Golden Globes
    • Mr. Robot
    • MotoGP 2017
    • Climate Change
    • Flat Earth
No Result
View All Result
The Daily Buzz
No Result
View All Result
Home Entertainment

Here’s How To Appropriately Poop at Work

by The Daily Buzz Team
in Entertainment, Fashion, Gaming, Lifestyle, Movie, Music, Sports, Travel
2 min read
Here’s How To Appropriately Poop at Work

Everyone’s judging you when you don’t poop appropriately at the office

Well, maybe not.

Or… maybe yes.

Earlier this year, I had the pleasure of writing a fun little article for Elite Daily in which I pinpointed six simple things you can do if you want to make sure that everyone in the office absolutely hates you.

One of these was annihilating the restroom, which I was um, rather specific about:

People always know who was last to use the restroom. People always know, so don’t assume anything less. So if your regular trips to Chipotle have a habit of backfiring (aka firebombing the restroom with tear gas and bad memories) you better believe everyone knows. People will deliberately avoid using it for an extended amount of time after you’ve left your mark on the premises. In fact, the most intelligent of the lot make a mad dash for the facilities when they know you’ve gone out for your lunch hour. Everyone around you silently cheered when they heard Chipotle will be closing its doors for a few hours on February 8. You will be forced to find a new haunt (if only for that day), and you will be flustered by the many (sort of passive-aggressive) recommendations of what appear to be the blandest of salads.

But there are things you could do to escape embarrassment and pray to the sweet Lord that no one hears the horrible sounds of your latest trip to Chipotle.

You could play loud music on your phone (and annoy everyone else even further).

Source

Or you could devise an exit strategy, like going to poop in a restaurant or at your home (if you’re fortunate enough to live nearby).

Via Giphy

You could get on the phone and blab.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Source: GIPHY.com

You could launch into some sort of unrelated commentary, taking a note from Leslie Knope.

The Daily Buzz Team

The Daily Buzz combines the pursuit of interesting and intriguing facts with the innate human desire to rank and list things. From stereotypical cat pictures to crazy facts about the universe, every thing is designed to help you kill time in the most efficient manner, all while giving you something to either laugh at or think about!

  • The Daily Buzz Team
    https://the-daily.buzz/author/admin/
    7 Interesting Places to Visit in Bulgaria With a Trip From Sofia
  • The Daily Buzz Team
    https://the-daily.buzz/author/admin/
    The Way SQL Could Be Useful for Business Analytics
  • The Daily Buzz Team
    https://the-daily.buzz/author/admin/
    Disadvantages of Window Tint and How to Get Around It
  • The Daily Buzz Team
    https://the-daily.buzz/author/admin/
    Cocktail Delivery Services, a Guide to Finding the Best Ones in Your Area

Leave a Reply Cancel reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

Like us & Receive Daily Updates

Trending Now

  • 7 Interesting Places to Visit in Bulgaria With a Trip From Sofia
  • The Way SQL Could Be Useful for Business Analytics
  • Disadvantages of Window Tint and How to Get Around It
  • Cocktail Delivery Services, a Guide to Finding the Best Ones in Your Area
  • Bags for Men: 6 Types and How to Wear Them With Your Outfit
  • About
  • Blog
  • Careers
  • Contact
  • Our Team
  • Privacy Policy

© 2020 The-Daily Buzz

No Result
View All Result
  • Home
  • Politics
  • World
  • Business
  • Science
  • National
  • Entertainment
  • Gaming
  • Movie
  • Music
  • Sports
  • Fashion
  • Lifestyle
  • Travel
  • Tech
  • Health
  • Food
  • Our Team
  • Contact
  • About
  • Privacy Policy

© 2020 The-Daily Buzz