Trump Declared Missile Strike On Syria While Eating "The Most Beautiful Piece Of Chocolate Cake"

Trump Declared Missile Strike On Syria While Eating "The Most Beautiful Piece Of Chocolate Cake"

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Trump told Bartiromo:

You have no idea how many people want to hear the answer to this. I have watched speculation for three days now on what that was like.

We had the most beautiful piece of chocolate cake that you've ever seen, and President Xi was enjoying it, and I was given the message from the generals that the ships are locked and loaded.

And we made a determination to do it. So the missiles were on the way, and I said, 'Mr. President, let me explain something to you,' — this is during dessert — we've just fired 59 missiles, all of which hit by the way...unbelievable...from you know, hundreds of miles away, all of which hit...amazing. It's so incredible, it's brilliant, it's genius.

Yes, missiles "hit" so long as they touch the ground, but what about the cake Donald? Was there filling and how much frosting was on it?

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Donald then proceeded to blame the past two administrations for their lack of effort in stopping Syria, then promptly continues the interview about how he ordered an attack on Iraq.

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Or a kid bragging about a skateboard, but this is fine too.

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Yes, the President of the United States forgot what country he declared a military strike on, but nothing else about the cake?

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Thank you.

H/T: BuzzFeed, Twitter

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