Be it English, Spanish, Chinese, or any of the languages most of us have never even heard of; the world communicates in countless different ways. Hell, there's even those trendy love languages that I can't for the life of me get my boyfriend to begin to comprehend. Yet there is a certain language that though evolved, has persisted throughout the years. Just give a good think back to your childhood...can you hear your mother?...Your father?...Imagine them talking (nay barking) to your infantile self...
What you are remembering is what experts (read: not necessarily experts at all) call "Poo Poo Language". You may now be experiencing certain feelings of stress, anger, annoyance, and humiliation. I urge you to take comfort in knowing that those are feelings of the past. Instead find thorough enjoyment if not
utter hilarity in this brilliant parody video of "Poo Poop Parents Say" by Tripp and Tyler, the experts behind the classic "Things You Can't Do When You're Not A Toddler". This is the cure to all the Monday, Hump Day, ANY day blues for all of you readers out there who used to have parents, are a parent, or are old enough to use your parents' iPad (probably better than they can use it themselves).
H/T YouTube, Tripp and Tyler, Parents (where would we be with you?....Tooting at the table, that's where.)