Don't go into their rooms. Don't read their journals. Don't. Don't. Don't.
Hey, hey, I get it... you're the parent. Just, um, prepare yourself for what you might find...
OH HELL NO (1/10)
Not really the prying type... But grabbed my 9 year old daughter's tablet to show her how to get to her gmail inbox using her web browser.. Her email client was misbehaving.
There were like 7 open tabs of porn, and her web search history had a "boys peeing" search......
Shocked me and the wife... She's 9... That was when we decided it was time for a bit of anatomical and reproduction info...
Which, of course, fell to me. My wife was thoroughly incapable....
OH HELL NO (2/10)
That my then-14 year old stepdaughter had a thing for anime porn.
I mean, hey...do your Naruto and Pikachu thing. But damn - you're the daughter of two IT parents. Delete your browser history!
OH HELL NO (3/10)
My daughter came home one evening smelling a bit like weed. I went through her room the next day while she was in school (I wanted to pinch a joint). I didn't find any weed but I did find a butt plug in a "used" condition.
OH HELL NO (4/10)
My son told me he used a condom the first time he banged his gf.