I Can't Believe My Mom Let Me Eat That

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I can't quite imagine what it must be like for a parent to get a picky, cranky little kid to eat a nutritious meal, but when I look back at some of the foods I ate, I truly can't believe my mother even let those things in the house! Some of these food items were so heinous, they were eventually discontinued altogether.

1. Easy Cheese

Literally cheese in a can. I was an Easy Cheese artist. My crackers were always on point with this stuff!

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2. EZ Squirt Colored Ketchup

Could there be anything less natural?

DISCONTINUED!

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3. Fun Dip

This is just begging for a sugar high, monster child.

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4. Nachos Lunchable

Is there ANY nutritional value to this "lunch"?

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5. Pizza Lunchable

Mmmmm. Cardboard never tasted so good. But actually... I loved these.

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6. Any other lunchable, for that matter...

Whether it's that slimy "turkey meat," the bacon bits and waffle dippers, or the nightmarish mini hot dogs, lunchables to me just scream 'WTF, Mom!?"

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7. Gushers

Sugar-filled sugar!

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8. Baby Bottle Pops

Freud would have had a lot to say about these.

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9. Sprinkl'ins Yogurt

Doesn't this negate the whole point of yogurt? Logical or not, all the popular kids had these in their lunch boxes.

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10. Squeeze Pops

I just don't even know. I can see this being really useful in some weird sexual way now.

DISCONTINUED!

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11. Oreo O's

Start the day out right... with literal cookies for breakfast.

DISCONTINUED!

(except in South Korea... so there's that.)
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12. Guzzlers

The definition of  "guzzle" is to "eat or drink something greedily." A good lesson for any kid.

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13. Dinosaur Oatmeal

Science! But also, chemicals!

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14. Ninja Turtles Ice Cream

I'm genuinely terrified by this melting face.

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15. Surge

Is this radioactive?

DISCONTINUED!

(BUT IT IS MAKING A #SURGECOMEBACK)
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  h/t My mom!