I can't quite imagine what it must be like for a parent to get a picky, cranky little kid to eat a nutritious meal, but when I look back at some of the foods I ate, I truly can't believe my mother even let those things in the house! Some of these food items were so heinous, they were eventually discontinued altogether.
1. Easy Cheese
Literally cheese in a can. I was an Easy Cheese artist. My crackers were always on point with this stuff!
2. EZ Squirt Colored Ketchup
Could there be anything less natural?
3. Fun Dip
This is just begging for a sugar high, monster child.
4. Nachos Lunchable
Is there ANY nutritional value to this "lunch"?
5. Pizza Lunchable
Mmmmm. Cardboard never tasted so good. But actually... I loved these.
6. Any other lunchable, for that matter...
Whether it's that slimy "turkey meat," the bacon bits and waffle dippers, or the nightmarish mini hot dogs, lunchables to me just scream 'WTF, Mom!?"
8. Baby Bottle Pops
Freud would have had a lot to say about these.
9. Sprinkl'ins Yogurt
Doesn't this negate the whole point of yogurt? Logical or not, all the popular kids had these in their lunch boxes.
10. Squeeze Pops
I just don't even know. I can see this being really useful in some weird sexual way now.
11. Oreo O's
Start the day out right... with literal cookies for breakfast.
(except in South Korea... so there's that.)
The definition of "guzzle" is to "eat or drink something greedily." A good lesson for any kid.