Hangzhou Safari Park in Zhejiang, China, has a bit of a celebrity bird problem. A certain golden pheasant has gained the notoriety of looking quite a bit like our President-Elect, thanks to its luxurious golden combover.
The Chinese pheasant also has an angry scowl and Trump-like beak, to boot. And no, we're not making this up. Tourists agree that this feathered friend looks like Trump and have been flocking to the pheasant enclosure to take photos with it. The bird in question is male and is known as Little Red. He has 50 neighbors, but none of them look like Rudy Giuliani or Mike Pence or even Mike Bannon, so they're not important to us nor the visitors to the enclosure. Many visitors are remarking that Little Red is actually far better looking than Donald Trump. I'll leave that bit up to you.
So far things are going all right. The bird has not insulted any minority birds. It hasn't given more feed to privileged birds. It also hasn't squawked about building any sort of wall (possibly because a bird could simply fly over a wall, rendering it unnecessary). Wanna see Little Red? Hop a plane to China and send back some photos, please!
H/T: Mashable, HZSP