Perhaps the best best revenge is both. The Old Butcher, a bar in the UK, was recently slammed on TripAdvisor for being a little too hip and a little too well-lit. Behold, a merciless review:
Yowza. No honest combatant goes straight for the dungarees, yet here we are. The owners of the bar replied the only way that felt appropriate - with a brand new cocktail, served cold.