And no women are allowed because of the strict Islamic law of gender segregation.
To herald president Donald Trump's visit, the "I Like Girls That Drink Beer" singer will perform on Saturday - where the very things mentioned in this particular tune are banned: Alcohol and women.
The designated embodiment of American patriotism will perform from a tasteful repertoire of songs like, "Beer For My Horses," "Whiskey Girl," and "Drunk Americans," to rock the heck out of the Islam-enforced capitol city of Riyadh.
Keith is not a shocking choice for Trump to string along. After all, the singer was on the sparse list of performers for the inauguration.
But, what's confounding is the fact that this is the same singer known for his post 9/11 vengeance anthem, "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue (The Angry American)," where he made the incendiary declaration: "We’ll put a boot in your *ss / It’s the American way."
Saudi singer Rabeh Sager will share the stage with the cold beer guzzling nationalist in a performance where, "An Arabian lute and American guitar unite in a star-studded night," according to an online ad.
This is one for the record books.
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