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A teacher on Twitter came across a ferocious burn book or--"Roast Book"--penned by her eight graders and she couldn't stop herself from posting it on Twitter.
So this is what kids are learning in English Lit today.
These students are thorough. Not only did they self-publish the book they composed a manual of rules, a sort of "How-To" burn with specifics.
We have been schooled y'all. The playbook for the Patriots is less intricate. The overview :
1- Don't roast somebody if you're ugly. (Ouch!)
2- Make sense. (Check)
3- Level Roasting (Don't embarrass yourself)
4- No Copying. (Be original)
5- No Excuses (Suck it up Snowflake)
In other words.... come correct or be gone.
Needless to say Twitter couldn't put this book down.