Thought you were ready for your first trip to the beach this summer? Think long and prosper because ThinkGeek has got some far out gear in their Star Trek:TNG Trekini Swimwear line that will have you struttin' forward in fashion where no fashionista has gone before. Resistance is futile.If your sun-sensitive skin has made you stay behind from summer voyages, ThinkGeek has just the thing so that you will be assimilated with your happily tan friends for the outings:
The Deanna Troi Swim Shirt
For a quick cover-up to go snag another Romulan Ale on the boardwalk, a sensible and neutral romper that'll have you ready to go faster than your Ale will get you drunk. And that's fast...like, warp speed fast.
The final garment of the new ThinkGeek line should probably come with a warning: "While wearing on beach, garment WILL provoke one, if not multiple, marriage proposals from Trekkies who will NOT be able to stop themselves." Are you ready for this?