Sour Puns That Still Amuse

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Puns are predictable, often not very funny and are best confined to pop songs. But even though they may make us roll our eyes, there's still something about a really bad pun that amuses our inner child. Maybe another look at some of these might coax a chuckle out of you. Come on, girls (and boys) just want to have pun!

1. A campaign that never made it off the diving board.

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2. Only Severus Snape knows the spell to artfully sever construction paper into gingerbread men.

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3. I wonder if she prefers glossy or a nice matte-finish.

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4. It's never polite to refer to your daughter as pubic lice.

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5. Even bedbug-infested mattresses have hard days.

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6. The joke landing here is not in the cards.

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7.  If the van lost one of its wheels, I could name it Van Gone.

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8. This puss is pissed.

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9. The huge crowd laughed to see such a sport, and the cow jumped over the moon.

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10. When products take a stand against the consumer.

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11. He keeps his feelings to himself.  So "shell"-fish!

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12. Man's ego games go way back. "Oh yeah? My snout is bigger than yours!"

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13. I think he nailed it.

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14. A seal of approval on a good joke

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15. Havarti-har-har!

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16. I prefer my puns perforated.

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