Puns are predictable, often not very funny and are best confined to pop songs. But even though they may make us roll our eyes, there's still something about a really bad pun that amuses our inner child. Maybe another look at some of these might coax a chuckle out of you. Come on, girls (and boys) just want to have pun!
1. A campaign that never made it off the diving board.
2. Only Severus Snape knows the spell to artfully sever construction paper into gingerbread men.
3. I wonder if she prefers glossy or a nice matte-finish.
4. It's never polite to refer to your daughter as pubic lice.
5. Even bedbug-infested mattresses have hard days.
6. The joke landing here is not in the cards.
7. If the van lost one of its wheels, I could name it Van Gone.
8. This puss is pissed.
9. The huge crowd laughed to see such a sport, and the cow jumped over the moon.
10. When products take a stand against the consumer.
11. He keeps his feelings to himself. So "shell"-fish!
12. Man's ego games go way back. "Oh yeah? My snout is bigger than yours!"