Rachel Green had friends, love, great hair and hijinks that went on and on and on and on (and on) for ten seasons straight. What she didn't have was Instagram.Rachel, Rachel, whatever will you do? Ahhhh (*wistful smile*)... I remember when I was new to Instagram. I took silly photos and posted even sillier memes and––wait a second, I still do that. Did my life change drastically post-Instagram? Not really. It's a useful time waster, but I'm definitely more of a Facebook man. But if Rachel Green had an Instagram account, you just know there would have been at least a four-episode character arc about her bumbling attempts at the perfect selfie, the time a horse mistook her hair for hay at Central Park, that one time Phoebe's concert didn't go that well (tonight at 8!), and that candid shot of Ross doing his Ross thing (you know what that is). Yes, if Rachel Green had Instagram, you'd get to watch such classic episodes as:
The One Where Rachel Brags About Her Promotion
The One Where Rachel Is Honestly At Peace With Turning 30
The One Where Rachel Posts A #TBT At Her Friend's Expense
The One Where Rachel Uses A Hashtag That's Just Right For Her
The One Where Rachel Welcomes Her Baby To Instagram
But wait, there's more!
The One Where Rachel Is Happy For Her Married Friends––No, Really!
The One Where Rachel Is #Blessed Despite Her Shortcomings
But if the rest of the gang had Instagram, you know Friends would have gotten really interesting. Let's forget about Rachel Green for a second. If others on the show had Instagram, we'd have seen:
The One Where We See What Ross Looks Like In The Tanning Booth
The One Where Monica Folds Clothing Like A Stepford Wife
The One Where Phoebe Meets Angry Cats
These people are friends, after all. Who do you think would win the Friends Instagram-off? H/T: Cosmopolitan, Buzzfeed