Take a deep breath, brace yourself and when you're ready, click this link. Sure, it's useless as far as clapping goes since it's completely silent ... but we're oddly entranced by how regal she makes it look.
Us. Probably you, too.
The Jill Biden parody account thinks it may just be a matter of national pride.
Ira got them math jokes.
Could Kidman actually be a monster? There's evidence on the next page.