Internet Seizes Trump’s Golden Moment With Stream Of Comedy

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Last night, as President Barack Obama was delivering his farewell address from a sold out event in Chicago, President-Elect Donald Trump found himself in the news once again.

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The full news story involved CNN breaking the story that the CIA and intelligence agencies had been recently briefing Donald Trump that Russia had counter-intelligence on him that they intended to use to blackmail and hold power over him.

At roughly the same time, BuzzFeed went live with an unverified dossier and document that further went into this story.

But what really matters is the soundbite. One specific paragraph in the document that the internet immediately grabbed onto, and hasn't let go of, since:

"According to Source D, where s/he had been present, TRUMP's (perverted) conduct in Moscow included hiring the presidential suite of the Ritz Carlton Hotel, where he knew President and Mrs OBAMA (whom he hated) had stayed on one of their official trips to Russia, and defiling the bed where they had slept by employing a number of prostitutes to perform a 'golden showers' (urination) show in front of him."

Yup! You read that right. The President-Elect was just accused of paying prostitutes to pee on each other.

Let the jokes begin, shall we?

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Oooooh I love this song!

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He has a point.

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Bean nice knowing ya!

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He can do better.


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Game on.

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Turns out not!


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