Hipsters gonna hip. But a Hipster that knows in advance how their day will be based on the alignment of stars (and the swirlings of fair-trade macchiato) has a distinct advantage.
#HipsterHoroscopes was trending on Twitter today, and it was glorious.
The truly Hipster Horoscope would make you realize new things about the cool thing you did ten years ago.
That said, I'm curious how harshly the future will judge me based on a my love of a specific fruit.