Dog Groomers Tell All: What The Owners Don’t Know

Dog Groomers Tell All: What The Owners Don’t Know

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Dog Groomers Share What Their Career Is Like

Dog groomers are in a tough business. Think of how hard it is to clip your dog's nails, or put them in a bath, or just make them sit still for 30 seconds. They're like 3 year olds with four legs. Now imagine doing that with 10, 15 or even 20 dogs a day. That's what dog groomers do. Anyone doing this job must have the patience of Cesar Millan, the salon skills of Tabatha Coffey, and the love of animals like your run-of-the-mill cat lady next door. Here are some dog groomers' confessions.

Depends on the singer! :)

Groomers

This pretty much describes any parent of a newborn.

Groomers

That would be a pretty strange hobby. Grooming other people dogs... just for fun?

Groomers

This job would be so hard for me. I'd want to steal them all.

Groomers

Whoever is treating you like that should groom their personality.

Groomers

Awww. Who isn't taking care of their dogs?

Groomers

You learn something new every day. That doesn't mean it won't be gross...

Groomers

Sounds like you're in the wrong profession. Maybe you should start singing to them ;)

Groomers

Perfume for dogs. I call it, BowchicaWowWow.

Groomers

File under: How to flirt when you're a dog groomer.

Groomers

Your dog groomer days may be numbered.

Groomers

Some days you just want to be pretty like a poodle.

Groomers

That's better than some other jobs out there!

Groomers

*Hides bandages on arms, legs, hands, feet, and face*

Groomers

Yea, but then again they are already paying you for that. Right?

Groomers

Haha! Always, always blame it on the dog!

Groomers

Passive aggressively pin a note to their dog when you return them.

Groomers

They know you're good!

Groomers

Which makes you hope they don't have kids too!

Groomers

I think "poodley" is one of the funniest words of all time.

Groomers

That's the saddest thing. Ever.

Groomers

"Paw balm" is a thing?!

Groomers

Doing it to a cat? ;)

Groomers

Keeping a control on pet population AND not shaving any balls. Bravo!

Groomers

H/T Whisper

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