The prophecies have long foretold this great occurrence in history. The earth stood still for a gut-wrenching moment as Cat and Plastic Bag finally confronted their fate and locked horns in a battle which reverberated across the cosmos. The story will be passed down through the generations!
The cat's name was, of course, Buddy. His owner, Alasdair Martin, did as he was always meant to, coaxing Buddy into the plastic bag while whispering dramatically:
Get in the bag, that’s right, get all the way in.
But, as surely as the sun rises and sets, Buddy inevitably found himself ensnared by the plastic villain!
Suddenly, Buddy was locked in a life-or-death struggle which wound its way through the entire house. Alasdair chased after the pair, attempting to intervene, but there was no power in this world great enough to tear apart the altercation before an outcome was determined.
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