Lil' Genie was born on a Texas ranch, and has a face only a mother could love. And/or vast swaths of teens from the Eighties. Have a look:
It's subtle. It's faint. But perhaps there is indeed something there. Which then, of course, begs the question posited by the tourism board local to the area: "Gene Simmons, where were you on or around the night of November 25th, 2016?"
Or, perhaps a little more explicitly:
The side-by-side photo comparison blew up this week, so much so that the itty bitty cow's popularity has convinced Genie's owner to keep her around as a mascot. Ol' Mister Extratongue himself weighed in.